Everett Maroon is a humorist, pop culture commentator, and fiction writer originally from New Jersey. He has a B.A. in English from Syracuse University and successfully dropped out of graduate school. A member of the Pacific Northwest Writer’s Association, he was a finalist in their 2010 literary contest for memoir. Everett authored Bumbling into Body Hair, published by Booktrope, and a short story, “Cursed,” in The Collection: Short Fiction from the Transgender Vanguard, from Topside Press. His YA novel, The Unintentional Time Traveler, is forthcoming. He’s written for Bitch Magazine, GayYA.org, RH RealityCheck, and Remedy Quarterly. His blog is Transplantportation.